great idea

[joepa]

I think we need vending machines in the lobby.... you know with sodas and snacks... and tic tacs... everyone loves tic tacs right? And those cheap plastic combs in case someone wants to see you on your web cam but you have a woobie in your hair..... and finger nail clippers just in case..... we can use the profits to have a party in vegas

[Bones]

Hey!! Can we have a beer stand? With like beer. And peanuts and beef jerky. And a Sushi Bar would be cool also. And Raspas. And we could sell autographed pictures of Diva. Shirts also. And jewelery.
Oh shit. I think I just tried to turn this place into a Flea Market.

[Bassmama]

How about a condom dispenser for you guys?? At least we know JakeD & Boozer'll use them.

[joepa]

it did not take long for us to turn this into a tijuana flea market...nice going people :)

[Diva]

* Diva walks in, shakes her head and tries to drink her coffee while giggling.

[Boozer]

What am I gonna do with condoms, Bass? Make balloon animals? I have a hard enough time getting a date - nevermind getting laid!!

And I second the beer thing.

[Bones]

We also need nachos. And a little stand in the very back that sells por... I mean educational videos. And a stand that sells condom balloon animals. Something to amuse the kids you know.

[joepa]

all we need now are some carnies that smell like cabbage and a tilt a whirl and we will have the world bythe tail

[Bones]

all we need now are some carnies that smell like cabbage and a tilt a whirl and we will have the world bythe tail

And clowns. Wait that's me. Forget I said anything.

[joepa]

I am afraid of clowns..... no clowns..... if I see one clown I am taking the vending machine and going home

[Bones]

Not before I take all the Skittles out it you aren't!!!!!!!!!!

This place needs a mascot. Can we get a monkey?

[joepa]

you can have the skittles if you stall the clowns whilst I make my getaway......in of course a clown car

[Bones]

The clowns are dead men. Where's my Skittles?

[Bones]

How about Mimes?

* Bones ducks as vending machine is thrown at him.

[joepa]

a mime is a terrible thing to waste

[Bassmama]

a mime is a terrible thing to waste

OHHHH... BAD!

Boozer- you mean that you & JakeD love each other 'au natural'?

I'll start an ice cream cart. Flavors?

[Bones]

I'll start an ice cream cart. Flavors?


Blueberry Cheesecake

[audiedoggie]

Peanut Butter Cup (The one that is chocolate ice cream with huge chunks of peanut butter in it!)

Dammit, now I am hungry and 20 miles away from an open grocery store!

[Diva]

Cherry Garcia alllll the way. Rocky Road is a close second.

[audiedoggie]

Dammit Diva! Cherry Garcia sounds amazing and I am stuck at work!! :P

[trekbugging]

what about a vending machine filled with great tasting chocolate that isn't fatting or filling-- oh shit i need to invent that chocolate first--oh well then give me some chachews and a nice popsicle and i will be OK-- wait the voices in my head will not let me be OK--oh well then as normal as can be oh wait.............

[Bones]

There is nothing normal here. That is why it is so fun. My Voices told me that.

[Bassmama]

Ohhhh.. Cherry Garcia ICE CREAM!!!!
* Bassmama thinks that Cherry Garcia ice cream is REAL close to orgasmic....

Coffee fudge ripple, blueberry cheesecake, pnut butter cup, M&M caramel vanilla....

Stewart's (New York chain of stores) homemade Adirondack Moose Tracks!! SOOOOOO wonderful! If you ever get to upstate NY, find a Stewart's store (1-2 stores per most towns!) & get you some.