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Diva
08-26-01, 01:13PM
Almost everybody has done it. Planned or not. Sometimes it was wild, sometimes it paved the way to yet another funny moment in your life. Anyone have the balls to share the little adventure?

Cokera
08-26-01, 01:14PM
That is not true. I would NEVER engage in that type of behavior.{well not counting last night}

Jennafer
08-26-01, 02:57PM
Okay, I have one. To tell. Me and a friend were at the bar one night gettin buzzed. And this guy walked in long blonde hair, who looked like a rock star or something. I was just like Come here. He came over and I asked him if he wanted to go to a private party at my house. We got beer to go, went to my parents house, (they were on vacation) sat in the back yard, got high, looked at the stars and joked around. Then later on we played poker with like 300 pennies in bed, and ended up having sex in all the pennies. It was interesting. Next day, I took him home, and he dissapeared. Well, until the next time, but that's another story.

Mick
08-26-01, 03:37PM
My twenty first birthday, Fort Collins, Colorado. At a bar where the women were kissing me because of my 21 b'day! Hooked up with one, did our thing, in the morning I played a couple of hands of poker with her. Won four bucks, enough to get gas and take her home. Months later met her in a bar in Greeley Colorado, she hooked me up with her girlfriend. She was a treat. Don't remember either of their names. Are we gonna do this by event, or just general whoring days?

Mick
08-26-01, 03:44PM
So there I was, banging my buddies sister after a nice cruise in the desert in the CJ7. No protection, I was drinking, said no because my package was lame. She thought it was charming. I made an off hand comment about buying her a ring, and the girl thought we were engaged. She lived in Utah, and after awhile (and many plane tickets) we decided not to marry. Thank God (ooops, sorry Diva) and Chivas Regal! My friend and I still hunt, and play golf (it is a sport you know)together. Ahhh life is grand. Gimme a minute, should be more stories somewhere in this skull.

Mick
08-26-01, 03:58PM
I was in Gering Nebraska on my motorcycle. Went to a drive in movie as I thought I could watch a flick and then camp there. It started raining, I knocked on the window of the Mustang parked next to me. She let me in, we talked, we screwed, I left town. I worked for Kenworth at the time and my boss was sent to Scottsbluff to open a new shop. He requested my help and I went there. Gering and Scottsbluff are part of the same community. My one nighter at the drive in turned into a positive whenever I had to go to Nebraska. I was a slut in those days.

Cokera
08-26-01, 04:35PM
Okay but its not that exciting.

Well, it had been a while since we'd had one of our little three-way parties, and I was ready to have another beautiful woman's head between my legs again. In the past year, Emily and I have shared our bed with three different girls, Carmen and Erica and Shelly. I tried to reach Carmen to set up something for the weekend. When I couldn't get hold of her, I figured she'd made other plans, so I then called Erica and asked her to meet us at a local club. Just then, Carmen called. I invited her to come too, hoping she and Erica would get along.
At the club I introduced the two girls and we all ordered drinks. Emily and Erica stayed at the table while Carmen and I hit the dance floor. As we danced, guys tried to cut in, but Carmen wouldn't let them. She grabbed me by the waist and pulled me toward her, once or twice planting a wet kiss on my neck. After working up a thirst, Carmen and I returned to the table. Everyone was starting to loosen up, and all I could do was hope that these beautiful women would sleep with me.

Emily was soaked for most of the night. So I finally suggested we all go back to our house to continue the party. Everyone agreed this was an excellent idea. Carmen sat with Emily and I sat with Erica. I had my hand between her thighs and could feel the heat and dampness from her pussy. I couldn't wait to get home to taste her sweet cunt.

Upon arrival, the four of us wasted no time peeling off our clothes and entering the warm bubbling water of the outdoor Jacuzzi. Emily immediately began deep-kissing me, and I reciprocated by slipping her my tongue. I looked over and saw Erica kissing Carmen.
I could tell my girlfriend was quite happy, so I went over to playing with Erica. Just as we were getting to the good stuff,Emily said, "Let's go inside." As much as I wanted to stay right where I was and stick my tongue and fingers in Erica's waiting twat, I couldn't help but be curious as to what Emily had in mind.
What she had in her mind, and in her hands, was a plastic drop cloth and a bottle of baby oil. We spread the cloth on the floor, pinning the edges down with the corners of the couch. I lay down and waited for someone to join me. It wasn't long before all four of us were on the floor covered in oil.

Carmen and I locked into a sixty-nine. I took turns finger-fucking and tongue-fucking her cunt. At the same time I could feel her sliding her tongue over my cock. She put one, then two,fingers inside me, leaned over, and whispered in my ear, "I want to fall in love with you." I knew just what she meant. I got up, went to the bedroom, and came back with four warm towels. Carmen grabbed a medium-size one and told me to get on all fours. She went behind me and licked my cock and anus inserting her long tongue between the darkest regions of my manhood. The soft spot between my jewels and folds very satisfiying.

After I had a chance to catch my breath, I sat facing Carmen, both of us with our legs spread. I took the largest towel and teased her hot twat with it. She was so horny that she grabbed my hand and shoved my entire hand into herself all at once. She grabbed my member with the other hand.

Emily, meanwhile, was giving Erica a good lingering kiss when she noticed me looking on. When she smiled at me, I blew her a kiss and whispered, "I love you." That inspired her to pull away from of Erica's hole so we could trade partners. I went directly down on Emily. I wanted to lick her cunt after her lover had tasted her for the last hour. She was extremely wet and sticky and tasted so good. I soon felt several more hands on me and more oil being poured. Erica was kissing Carmen from behind while she played with my balls.

Emily's hands and tongue didn't miss an inch of me. I lay on top of her exhausted, but I mustered just enough strength to caress the girls some more before they had to leave.

Ah now I have to settle for threesomes.
Go Figure!
;)

Diva
08-26-01, 10:28PM
Fuck! I've had relationships last as long as your story, Cokera. But thanks for the 'blow by blow'.

Cokera
09-01-01, 12:41AM
No that was a long rememberance!

Squelch
09-01-01, 03:59PM
I got off with some girl on the understanding of raw passionate sex.
She said she was on the rag,so I said "Turn over"
So she did,and and I SPAT up her her arse to lubricate it and she went "WHAT THE FUCK".
She left,never to return...

Diva
09-01-01, 06:50PM
And then what happened?

Dechen
09-02-01, 12:09PM
Squelch says he loves you.
He always did and never stopped.

He has LIED before,he'll never STOP.
Do not trust him.

Dechen
09-02-01, 12:24PM
Squelch thinks he has a relevant story.

"When I was about fifteen I got off with this girl.She was REALLY posh,lived in a mansion with her parents.
Anyway I screwed her,woke up the next morning,TOTALLY in LOVE with her.
So I had to shit,so I DID.While I'm straining her father starts RATTLING the door handle.
I shat and it STANK.
I walked down the stairs,out the door and out of her life forever.
I've NEVER shat or pissed or farted or belched or STANK since."

Redallnite
09-04-01, 06:26PM
Dang! It's been so long ago I forgot... I do remember being a member of the mile high club. Across international waters!!! :cool:

NewEnglChick
09-04-01, 07:34PM
for some reason i thought i was reading penthouse for a while there

emily certainly is an open-minded person!!

Originally posted by Cokera:
<STRONG>Okay but its not that exciting.

Well, it had been a while since we'd had one of our little three-way parties, and I was ready to have another beautiful woman's head between my legs again. In the past year, Emily and I have shared our bed with three different girls, Carmen and Erica and Shelly.
;)</STRONG>

mrdeep
09-07-01, 09:46AM
Anyone ever have a one day stand and a one night stand? What is that called anyway?

Jennafer
09-07-01, 10:05PM
A GREAT day!!!

Amaurote
04-15-07, 01:04PM
Dear Lord, Cokera, I remember him...I'm sure he was an ex-Mono regular, and frankly it shows.

Unforgiven
04-15-07, 09:46PM
...Am, why are you digging up six year old threads?

trekbugging
04-16-07, 07:11AM
does that mean we should start posting on this one again-- if so i have one or 2 could state

Amaurote
04-16-07, 01:50PM
...Am, why are you digging up six year old threads?

I couldn't find any seven year old ones.

JakeD
04-16-07, 08:07PM
I couldn't find any seven year old ones.

We're still talking about threads, right?

trekbugging
04-17-07, 06:52AM
We're still talking about threads, right?

i really hope so!!!

Diva
04-17-07, 06:59AM
Dear Lord, Cokera, I remember him...I'm sure he was an ex-Mono regular, and frankly it shows.

Gah! You just HAVE to bring up the stalker threads.... That guy ended up being SUCH a bastard.

does that mean we should start posting on this one again-- if so i have one or 2 could state

Sure! Might as well put this one to use. Just.. uhhhh... ignore some of the old comments. Heh.

Amaurote
04-17-07, 07:58AM
We're still talking about threads, right?

Um...yes, officer, I was out exercising my puppies in the trunk of my car at the time.

Unforgiven
04-17-07, 09:03AM
I have nothing to add to this thread (as though you're surprised), so instead I'll just call Amaurote a pedo.

You pedo.

Amaurote
04-17-07, 09:10AM
Yo pedo yourself!

Unforgiven
04-17-07, 10:31AM
I'm too old :depressd:

trekbugging
04-17-07, 01:41PM
well first time was a one night stand-- was partying and a friend and i went back to these girls apartment-- they were both hitting on me and when friend went to bathroom they point blank asked me who i wanted-- i choose the blond with big boobs and other girl got mad-friend came out of bathroom and the one girl was storming out so he followed her-- i asked blond if i should leave, but she said no, so i stayed we got busy and was so good (extreme sarcasm) she rolled over and fell asleep--i was so upset i left, thinking i was failure--- come to find out next day that the girls nickname was sleeping beauty and splash--which meant she slept on all guys but give her a few hours then "splash"--so i missed that and was so enamored of sex didn't have any for another 9 months--
hows that for one nighters and first times--believe it or not i was 18 at time

Sean
04-17-07, 02:29PM
en·am·or (ĭ-nām'ər)
tr.v. en·am·ored, en·am·or·ing, en·am·ors
To inspire with love; captivate: was enamored of the beautiful dancer; were enamored with the charming island.

entipy
04-18-07, 08:51AM
I've never had a one-night stand. I almost did once.

trekbugging
04-18-07, 11:52AM
almost only counts in horseshoes, hand gernades, nuclear war and







farts

as in i almost farted on you

hahahahahahahahah

Redallnite
04-30-07, 05:47PM
WOW old threads......

Amaurote
05-01-07, 07:17AM
I've never had a one-night stand (I own chairs, and also a sofa).

kittyroze
05-02-07, 01:52AM
I've never had a one-night stand (I own chairs, and also a sofa).

Groan ;)

I almost had a one night stand once as well - as much as almost doesn't count, I found the situation to be somewhat comical. My editor's (guy) boyfriend dragged me to the local gay pride dance and I picked up the only straight guy there. We spent the night doing ... something ... at a random stranger's house. The whole thing was incredibly surreal and out of character for me.

trekbugging
05-02-07, 05:55AM
ok another one--when i was at UCLA for a summer class--hooked up with one of the girls from my class--we went to tennis courts on campus at night and didn't leave till near 4am--kind of funny to be in this fully lite tennis court but everywhere else is dark-- and about 3:30 or so someone came out to play tennis so we got dressed and left-- only had 2 more classes after that and she snubbed me-- but we had fun--and came to find out later she was engaged to fiance back in Ohio so i was literraly a one nighter for her--hahahah-oh well--but fun

Bassmama
05-02-07, 06:52PM
I didn't inhale.

What?

You expect me to remember that far back?

OK- here's one- I was taking night classes at a local community college. I was about 27 years old, 120 lbs & single. During break, I went to the cafeteria & was talking to someone when I looked across the room & my eyes met the eyes of this GEORGEOUS hunk that just happened to look at me at the same time.

We both walked across the cafeteria & met in the middle & talked, then he got my phone number & we had to go back to class. He called later & asked me to dinner the next night at his house. After I got there, he had dinner made, so we ate, then quit about 1/2 way through & proceeded to strip each other & he held me up & pinned me against the wall while we proceeded to have wild, hot sex. It continued almost all night long.

Then there was...

mine
05-02-07, 07:20PM
I didn't inhale.

What?

You expect me to remember that far back?

OK- here's one- I was taking night classes at a local community college. I was about 27 years old, 120 lbs & single. During break, I went to the cafeteria & was talking to someone when I looked across the room & my eyes met the eyes of this GEORGEOUS hunk that just happened to look at me at the same time.

We both walked across the cafeteria & met in the middle & talked, then he got my phone number & we had to go back to class. He called later & asked me to dinner the next night at his house. After I got there, he had dinner made, so we ate, then quit about 1/2 way through & proceeded to strip each other & he held me up & pinned me against the wall while we proceeded to have wild, hot sex. It continued almost all night long.

Then there was...
Hot damn Bassmama!

* mine develops a sudden need to find a 120lb 27 year old

:D

Bones
05-02-07, 11:26PM
I had sex with my friends mom in her front yard on a picnic table.
This dude will kill me if he ever finds it out. y'all aren't getting details. I'm kinda ashamed of it.

kittyroze
05-02-07, 11:28PM
I had sex with my friends mom in her front yard on a picnic table.
This dude will kill me if he ever finds it out. y'all aren't getting details. I'm kinda ashamed of it.

Your life is now officially infinitely more exciting than mine.

Bones
05-02-07, 11:36PM
Your life is now officially infinitely more exciting than mine.

I really don't know how to reply to this.

kittyroze
05-03-07, 12:08AM
I really don't know how to reply to this.

Well, despite that, you still managed to reply...so good job :)

mine
05-03-07, 12:11AM
Well, despite that, you still managed to reply...so good job :)
Lol

trekbugging
05-03-07, 06:10AM
one of the most wild was friends and i went to shore in jersey--we didn't have anyplace to stay for night jsut figured we would stay night--so anyway my friend and i hooked up with these 2 girls --but mine turned out to be a prude (remember relating in mind set of a 19 year old)-so i walked out and there was a party going on next door--so i crashed it-- well was alot of older people but i chilled and starting talking with older woman--found out she was the woman of the house--she and her friend were joking with me saying i was so young (they were both 45 or so)-- well woman (will call her julie) went to kitchen to get drink and called me in--couldn't see her because she was behind door of refrigerator-- so i went to her and she was naked --whoohoo-- she grabbed me and i responded-- we started to go at it behind the refrig door-- her friend walked into kitchen and looked a little shoked so she left and took her man --so we were alone--or so i thought--and we went to couch, then bed, then floor--you get the idea (hey i was 19 years old) finally ended in bed on second floor-- so about 3am went to bathroom, came our and was grabbed so went at it again--but seemed different, and finally we talked and found out she was daughter of julie-- then she pushed me out of room--and i found julie and she was horny again--so we went at it-- then about 5am heard noise -- woke julie up and asked her what that was --" oh thats probably my husband"-- WTF i jumped up grabbed pants as i heard someone walking up stairs-- i jumped out window to small roof--rolled across roof to fall into plants--as someone appeared in window yelling at me--i was too scared to listen or stay so ran like hell-- so here it is about 5:30 am and i have no car as friend drove--so went back to place friend was and he was there but prude was there also and she was mad at me for leaving her-- so i left and went and found bench in front of Mcdonalds and slept till about 8am then found frined with car--wheew what a night

mine
05-03-07, 07:02AM
Trek-that is some night! That's almost an epic!

trekbugging
05-03-07, 07:09AM
i was a little of a man whore when i was 19- 24 or so--just was glad i never caught something permanent

Bassmama
05-03-07, 07:18AM
Yeah- sometimes you just run into someone that gets electricity buzzing in the air between the 2 of you, & you HAVE to act on it.

My first husband was one of those. I went to a little upstate NY college & hung out in a local bar @ night. Well, one night I was dancing & ended up dancing next to this guy that had these jerky sort of dance moves (kinda like Mick Jagger) & we ended up dancing together until right before I was supposed to go back to the dorm. There was cerfew back then- so I found my roomate & had her sign me back in so I could stay out all night. We spent the night in the back of his 1963ish Chevy Nova with cartoon characters painted all over it (by him) & after that, we started seeing each other & about 3 months later my son was concieved on my mother in law's living room couch at about 1 AM. The man was HAWWWWWWTTTTTTT!!!! (In the top 3) Too bad he was a jerk, besides. I'm surprised he didn't die from some disease he picked up somewhere. And glad my son isn't like him.

Mine- you find some hot young thang & make SURE he has a brother for me, will ya?

Oh- we lived in a duplex at one point & the next door neighbors moved out because we were too noisy. Oops.

mine
05-03-07, 07:26AM
Mine- you find some hot young thang & make SURE he has a brother for me, will ya?

I sure I hope you meant "she" Bassmama, I'm not looking for a guy!!:wha:

Bones
05-03-07, 08:05AM
I sure I hope you meant "she" Bassmama, I'm not looking for a guy!!:wha:

Muahahahahahahahahahahaha.

trekbugging
05-03-07, 02:12PM
i was wondering???
:lolrotf: :lolrotf:

Bassmama
05-04-07, 06:33PM
Sorry, Mine- 'oldtimers' setting in.

Shaddup, Bones & trek.

mine
05-04-07, 09:34PM
Sorry, Mine- 'oldtimers' setting in.

Shaddup, Bones & trek.
np :)

Bones
05-05-07, 09:59AM
Sorry, Mine- 'oldtimers' setting in.

Shaddup, Bones & trek.
:p

Bassmama
05-05-07, 02:03PM
:p
Face down, baby. Face down.:love:

Bones
05-05-07, 02:37PM
Face down, baby. Face down.:love:

It's not already there? Damn!!! I need a compass!!

mine
05-05-07, 06:51PM
It's not already there? Damn!!! I need a compass!!
I have one!
* mine hands Bones the compass

trekbugging
05-06-07, 08:47AM
ok we know i was a man whore--so another one-- friends and i went out to club and he left with some girl and i was alone so asked a few girls to dance before found one who would-- we danced and drank till 2 when club closed and i thought she was going to leave with her friends --but she asked me to another club that opened at 2am--so we went there and danced till 4 am or so then we left and i asked her where she wanted to go and she said my place--VROOOM to my place i shared with 2 other guys--luckily i had one and only bedroom--the 2 others slept on surround couch--one on one end other on other end-- so anyway we were in room naked and she says she is hungry--shit i thought--oh well-- to kitchen which was fully open to tv room where guys were sleeping-- and made eggs for her-- but she wanted more than eggs and we wound up doing it right on kitchen table which wasn't the most quiet--so woke both guys up -- i could see them watching us but didn't really care--and girl was facing ceiling-- so finished up to her screaming my name--(pretty cool) and both guys got up and clapped--she got all bashfull now and ran into bedroom--i went in there to talk with her--but she was actually laughing when i got there--so we both laughed fell asleep--woke up about 10am (was saturday) and both guys had left so we went at it again and i drove her home-- but never saw her again

Redallnite
05-07-07, 01:58PM
* Redallnite wishes she had a one night stand with her B.

trekbugging
05-14-07, 06:07AM
why wish --make it happen

jollygreengiant
05-14-07, 03:12PM
i used to have 1 night stands all the time then for some reason i grew feelings it sux

Bones
05-14-07, 06:17PM
i used to have 1 night stands all the time then for some reason i grew feelings it sux

OMG!!! I can't believe the boy is actually developing morals!!! :p

trekbugging
05-15-07, 05:40AM
no age does that to you--and some morals--which i really didn't have when i was younger--no morals and no age for experience--hahahahaha

Bones
05-15-07, 10:47AM
This is the guy I helped raise. I didn't even develop morals till I was 30. Where did I go wrong?