Ummm... Gee... Thanks. What Is It?

[Diva]

Have you ever gotten a gift that was so cheesy/ugly/innappropriate that it left you speechless? What did you do with it? Did you tell the person?

Do you own something super cheesy/odd that you love? What is it?

[Bones]

I look like a fool when I wear it. But I own a denim Chefs Uniform. The hat, jacket and pants are all made of denim. I know it's cheesy but I love it. My Mother made it for me.

[joepa]

I once got a pair of drawers that said home of the whopper on the front.... who in the world would wear that..... needless to say she is long gone and so are the undies

[Diva]

I remember finding one of those in my dad's closet once. It scarred me for life.

I worked at a Suicide Hotline for a bit and there was this woman who I used to call the suicide blonde. She was blonde and I wished she'd suicide. anyway... For Christmas she gave me this gold Christmas tree ornament. I didn't know what it was at first. I asked as I tried to figure out the pattern. She said "It's an ornament to put on your christmas tree, silly!" right as the scene from the manger came into focus.

When I was in a car accident and had to have knee surgery she was put in charge of getting me a gift. I opened the box at home to see a long, pink terry cloth robe. Something a person with a cast to their hip, three fractured ribs and crutches would never be able to wear. I returned it for something easier to use and was shocked at the price. That ditzy broad paid $80 for a robe.

[joepa]

oh yeah and one other girlfriend bought me cologne and the bottle had to be a half gallon... and she told me it was good stuff...... she spent good money on it... first who buys a half gallon of cologne and second it smelled like paint with air freshner mixed in.... add her to the list of women who did not make it but damn she had some huge tracts of land..... but it was not worth it in the end