I Hate My Job

[Bones]

I Hate My Job:

When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this.
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy
and go to the thermometer section and purchase a
rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be
very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the
curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be
disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and
sit in your favorite chair, open the package and
remove the thermometer.

Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so
that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the
fun part begins. Take out the literature and read it
carefully. You will notice that in small print there
is a statement, "Every Rectal Thermometer made by
Johnson & Johnson is personally tested". Now, close
your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so
glad I do not work in thermometer quality control at
Johnson & Johnson."

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS
SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN
THE ASS THAN YOURS.

[dynamitt]

hehehe I needed that one :D

[Bassmama]

Huh- I doubt it. I get shafted at my job every day, & they don't give me lube, either.

[trekbugging]

hahahahah
that's like the cartoon where the toothbrush is complaining it has the worst job and then the toilet paper speaks up