Diva
03-28-06, 06:46AM
Dorian is getting huge! He's twice as big as his sister now. So he hops up beside me and grabs my arm to play fight:
ME: (talking in baby talk) Look at how big you are! My little monster! You are getting so big!
JakeD: (sticks head out of bathroom) What?
ME: .... I was talking to the cat.
I don't know what scares me more: The fact that he thought I was calling him 'my little monster' or that he thought I was talking to him in baby talk.
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ME: (talking in baby talk) Look at how big you are! My little monster! You are getting so big!
JakeD: (sticks head out of bathroom) What?
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º Boss sued over breast attention (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,18617296-13762,00.html). Perv
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