Funny t-shirt sayings

[Boozer]

We'va all seen them in the mail order catalogs, so share your favorites.

"You ever stop to think, and then forget to start agin?"

"I wouldn't be broke if the voices in my head paid rent."

"Did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast?"

"There's too much blood in my alcohol system."

"Do not disturb. I'm disturbed enough already."

[dynamitt]

this on is not really funny, more disturbing because it was on a kids t-shirt i saw in a store. First the number 69 and then underneath it was written: two nights in Paris...

[trekbugging]

from new orleans t-shirt--
for oyster bar
"shuck-em
suck-em
eat em raw"

red t-shirt i gave my nephew for christmas
had a black pic of a nice old chevy with black letters--
"free rides!!!...women ONLY!!!"

[dana_girl]

on sale at a seafood restaurant down here:

"I sold my girlfriend for a bucket of crabs."

ain't that sweet?

[trekbugging]

dirty dicks seafood house in myrtle beach-
"come to dirty dicks and sit on a big wooden deck"

[Marsbert]

"There's too much blood in my alcohol system."


reminds me of that poster, "I'm not as think as you drunk I am."

:lolrotf:

[Faydra Lune]

I have a shirt that says "Don't flatter yourself. I was looking at your friend."

:D

[Marsbert]

I wear my "Fother Mucker" shirt to piss off my dad

[Bassmama]

'Who needs Valentines? I have fresh batteries.'

I want this one: 'I miss my ex- I'll take better aim'

'I may be fat, but you're ugly & I can lose weight.'

'Stupid people shouldn't be allowed to breed'

[Bones]

You Favorite Band Sucks

[Boozer]

I used to have one when I was younger that had a picture of a donkey with a graduation cap on. (A "smart ass".)

[countryboy]

Life is like a shit sandwitch
The more bread you have the less shit you have to eat

[Amaurote]

I never pay any attention to t-shirt humour, it's down there on a sad vulgarian par with "The driver of this car is a complete bitch!", which evokes pity rather than laughter.

[countryboy]

Although its not exactly funny I quite like the one that says
"if your not living on the edge your just taking up space"

[Thaum1el]

I have one. "Beer built this beautiful body".

[entipy]

"If I got smart with you... how would you know?"

[Marsbert]

"I wish I could ctrl + alt + delete you" <--wearing this one right now