who thinks golf is a sport?

i know we got a sports oriented topic already, but i fear we got a lot of deceived communist bitches who think golf is a sport. so come one, come all. i'd love to hear what you have to say so i can shoot you down and further boost my ego!

[Diva]

Golf isn't a sport, hon... Its a fucking alibi.

[Mick]

I like it! Makes me forget whatever! Personal best was 105! Driving the cart is the most fun. Don't turn too fast as the cooler slides out the side of the cart and spills the ice!

[Mick]

Of course Diva doesn't like it! She's a girl!

[Jake]

Mick! You're showing a totally different side. What's this, 'cuz I'm a girl' crap?

Cleets, clown pants, goofy hats....

But I digress

[Diva]

Thanks Jake. My thoughts exactly. Right down to the cleets.

[Mick]

Golf is a sport as defined. I will agree, however, that golfers are not athletes. Neither are race car drivers, jockeys, pool players, or myself. But all the above participate in a sport.